im going to bed for a week
Straight boys be like
“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”
this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks
Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”
Intermediate level: call dumb action movies ‘dick flicks’
me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube
youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.
